A man says to his friend, “I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. “ The friend says, “Why not?” The man says, “I don’t like to interrupt her. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
While inspecting their honeymoon suite, the bride discovers a little box attached to the bed. “What’s this for?” she asks her husband. “If you put a quarter in, “he says, reaching into his pocket, “the bed starts vibrating. “ “Save your money, “she says. “When you’re a quarter in, I start vibrating. “ This joke … Read more
A groom waits at the altar with a huge smile on his face. His best man asks, “Why do you look so excited?” The groom replies, “I just had the best blow job I have ever had in my entire life, and I am marrying the wonderful woman who gave it to me. “ The … Read more
One day the husband comes home from a hard day at work, and his wife says “Honey, there’s a problem with the kitchen sink. Can you take a look at it? He replies “What do I look like, a plumber?” Next day he comes home from work, his wife says “Baby I need you to … Read more
A guy stands over his tee shot for what seems like an eternity: looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. Finally his exasperated partner says, “What’s taking so long? Hit the damn ball!” The guy answers, “My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to … Read more
Wife: Why do you go out on the balcony every time I start singing? Husband: Because the people would think I am beating you. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, “Relatives of yours?” “Yep, “the wife replied, “in-laws. “ This … Read more
Josh has worked in a pickle factory for several years. One day he confesses to his wife that he has a terrible urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggests that he see a therapist to talk about it, but Josh vows to overcome this rash desire on his own. A … Read more
Miss Juliette,a not-too-bright young woman, had moved to Hollywood with dreams of becoming a movie star. She didn’t find fame or glory, but she did encounter plenty of men willing to enjoy her plentiful charms, and soon she found herself called to testify in a divorce case. When it was her turn on the stand, … Read more
A couple goes to Madrid on vacation and eats at a famous local restaurant. The waiter tells them they have a delicious special every Sunday, so the couple orders the special. With great fanfare, the waiter brings out a large silver serving platter with two huge steaming rounds of meat, juices dripping. It smells delicious … Read more