relationships

My wife told me, “Don’t get upset if someone calls you fat. “ “You’re much bigger than that. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, “I hear that you’ve been telling people that I’m ugly!” “Oh NO! I’ve just been saying that your new hairdo makes you look less attractive. “ “I also heard that you’ve been calling me fat?” “Oh NO! I just said that the way you … Read more

A man asked his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday?” She said, “I’d love to be ten again. “ On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and they went to a theme park. He put her on every ride in the park – the Death Slide, … Read more

There was this man who walked into a bar and said to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, “What’s the matter?” The man says, “I found out my brother is gay and is marrying my best friend. “ The next day the same man comes in and orders 12 shots of whiskey. … Read more

A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words: “Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about. Driving … Read more

A married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop. From the inside they heard a Pakistani accent say, “you foreigners come in. Come into my humble shop. “so the married couple walked in. The Pakistani man said … Read more

There were three women sitting at a bar, talking about how loose they were. One woman said that her husband could fit his arm in up to his elbow. The next woman said her man could fit his leg in up to his knee. The last woman just slid over the bar stool. This joke … Read more

George meets a genie in the street, which tells him to make a wish and it will make it true. “I want to pee whiskey, “he says. “But are you sure? You can ask for money, wealth, anything you want. “ “No, I want to pee whiskey. “ The genie thinks what can it do, … Read more

Man comes home to his wife and says to her: “With the new pair of glasses, you look like sh. t. “ “But I don’t have a new pair of glasses… “she replies. “But, I do. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.