A man went to buy his wife a new bra but had no idea what size she needed. Sales lady tried to help him. She asked, “Is your wife shaped like a grapefruit?” “No, not a grapefruit. “ “Is she shaped like an orange?” “Um no, not an orange. “ “Is she shaped like an … Read more
A farmer had four female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them. At the fair, he met another Farmer who owned four male pigs. After talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split everything 50/50. The farmers lived sixty miles apart. So … Read more
This farmer had a wife who nagged him all the time. One day while he was outside plowing the field, she came out and started nagging him. While she was doing this, the mule kicked her and she died. At the funeral, the ladies came up and talked to the farmer. The farmer nodded his … Read more
George, who had a wife and 8 children, needed to move because his rental agreement was terminated by the owner who wanted to reoccupy the home. George was having a lot of difficulty finding a new house. When he said he had 8 children, no one would rent a home to him because they felt … Read more
A lady walks into the drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. “Ma’am, what do you want with arsenic?” “To kill my husband. “said the woman. “I can’t sell you arsenic to kill a person!” The lady lays down a photo of a man and a woman in a compromising position. The man is … Read more
Daisy whispered in her husband’s ear, “Ask my mother about dinner. “ Donald, her husband, obediently asked, “Mother-in-law, did you have dinner at home or would you like to go back home and have it?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
After completing dinner, a husband carries his plate to the sink and starts washing it. His wife looks at him in disbelief and says, “Honey, we are not at home. This is a restaurant. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband’s two. Suspecting the worst, she reaches for an extra pillow and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can, letting her anger and frustration out. Once … Read more
Teacher: “Complete the following sentence, ‘Early to bed and early to rise… ‘“ Student: “… This Man has neither WiFi nor Wife!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at the door. A very old woman answered the door, and he asked her for directions. “Don’t know how to get there, “the woman said. He got back in his car and pulled away. Then he heard voices. He looked in his … Read more