Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she’ll become a hooker. She’s not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, “Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him that you charge a hundred bucks. If you have a question, I’ll be parked around … Read more
One day, while Sue was cleaning under the bed, she found a small box. Curious, she opened it and found 3 eggs and 10,000 dollars. A little bit suspicious, she confronted her husband of twenty years about it. “Oh, that, “Frank said. “Every time I cheated on you, I put an egg in this box. … Read more
A man is arrested for stealing a can of peaches and is brought before the judge. The judge asks, “How many peaches were in the can?” The man replies, “Six, Your Honor. “ “In that case, you will go to jail for six days, one for each peach. “ Hearing that, his wife stands and … Read more
Dave was almost 30 years old and while most of his friends were already married,Dave just bounced from one relationship to the next. Once a friend asked him, “What’s the matter, are you looking for the perfect woman? Are you that particular? Can’t you find anyone who suits you?” “No, “Dave replied. “I meet a … Read more
A young man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in love and that he is going to get married. He says, “Just for fun, Mom, I’m going to bring over 3 girls and you try and guess which one I’m going to marry. “ The mother agrees. The next day, he brings three women into … Read more
A professor travels to Africa to live with a primitive tribe and spends years with them, teaching them all about the wonders of science and mathematics. He makes friends with the tribe’s chief and his wife and they all live happily for some time. One day the chief’s wife gives birth to a white child. … Read more
When he was finished with the bulk of the changes, Mr. Smith added yet one more stipulation to his will: that he be buried at sea. He explained, “That’s just in case my wife makes good on her threat to dance on my grave. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. … Read more
A farmer and his wife got into a huge fight after which the wife stormed off. The farmer says, “Where did you leave the tractor?” The wife replies, “In the Mill field. “ But there’s no way into the Mill field!” “There is now. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. … Read more
One cold December day, a French tourist in Scotland stopped at a farm cottage. He told the farmer’s wife he was freezing to death, and was invited to come in and warm himself at the hearth. Once inside the house, he complained of being thirsty. The woman handed him an enormous white crockery mug filled … Read more
Susan and Martha meet at the market and exchange news. Susan said: “My husband was named Man of the Year. “ Martha replied: “Well that shows you what kind of a year it’s been. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.