Butcher Takes

It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a man begins pounding on the front door. “Please let me in, “says the man desperately. “I forgot to buy a turkey, and my wife will kill me if I don’t come home with one. “ “Okay, “says the butcher, “let me … Read more

Chess Player Lookup

A guy runs with a machine gun into his wife’s chess club and yells: “Which of you nerdy scabs slept with my wife?”. A chess player lookup: “You know man, I don’t think your magazine will be enough. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Biggest Dick

A man comes home and tells his wife to tell him something that is going to laugh and cry. Wife thinks for a minute and says… “of all your friends you have the biggest dick. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Lemon Grove

A woman applies for a job in a lemon grove. ‘Have you got any experience picking lemons?’ asks the foreman. ‘I certainly have,’ says the woman. ‘I’ve been married four times.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Father’s Nephew

Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them kept complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man said: “You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation: “A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter. We got married and I got myself … Read more