relationships

Wife: “Let’s go out and have some fun tonight. “ Husband: “Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

A man was complaining to a friend: “I had it all – money, a beautiful house,a big car, the love of a beautiful woman; then, Pow! it was all gone!” “What happened?’ asked the friend. “My wife found out. . “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more

George told his wife once that a man is like a fine wine… it always gets better with age. The next day, she locked him in the wine cellar. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a man begins pounding on the front door. “Please let me in, “says the man desperately. “I forgot to buy a turkey, and my wife will kill me if I don’t come home with one. “ “Okay, “says the butcher, “let me … Read more

A husband and wife are sitting on the couch watching TV. The wife looks at the husband and he is staring at the ceiling above her head, she looks up and asks, “What are you staring at?” “A spider, “he replies. “I don’t see anything, “she says. “Oh, it must have fallen on your head, … Read more

A guy runs with a machine gun into his wife’s chess club and yells: “Which of you nerdy scabs slept with my wife?”. A chess player lookup: “You know man, I don’t think your magazine will be enough. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

“Is your boss there?” “No, he left on a trip. “ “A recovery trip, huh?” “I don’t think so… He took his wife with him!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

A man comes home and tells his wife to tell him something that is going to laugh and cry. Wife thinks for a minute and says… “of all your friends you have the biggest dick. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

A woman applies for a job in a lemon grove. ‘Have you got any experience picking lemons?’ asks the foreman. ‘I certainly have,’ says the woman. ‘I’ve been married four times.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.