relationships

A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 25-year-old girl, and it is love at first sight. They get married and go to the Caribbean for their honeymoon. When they get back, his friend says to him, “So, tell me, how was it?” “Oh, it was beautiful, “says the man. … Read more

On a flight, a guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him. “Nice perfume…. which brand is it? I want to buy a gift for my wife. “ Lady replies, “Don’t give it to her, some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her!” This joke is included in the Black Book of … Read more

John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him. “Louise, “he moaned, “tell me what happened last night. … Read more

It was Christmas Eve. A woman came home to her husband after a day of busy shopping. Later on that night when she was getting undressed for bed, he noticed a mark on the inside of her leg. “What is that?” he asked. She said, “I visited the tattoo parlor today. On the inside of … Read more

As Gayle was getting to know Jim and his family, she was very impressed by how much his parents loved each other. “They’re so thoughtful, “Gayle said. “Why, your dad even brings your mom a cup of hot coffee in bed every morning. “ After a time, Gayle and Jim were engaged, and then they … Read more

A woman said to her friend, “I don’t know what to do. My husband is such a mess maker that you can’t imagine. He doesn’t put anything in its place, I am always going around the house picking up after him. “ The friend says, “Take a tip from me. The first week after we … Read more

After 20 years of marriage a husband and wife go to counseling. When asked what the problem is, the wife breaks into a passionate tirade of every problem they’ve ever had. Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist gets up, walks over to the wife, makes her … Read more

Waiter:”How do you like your steak, sir?” Sir:”Like winning an argument with my wife. “ Waiter:”Rare it is. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Susie: My husband is a great handyman. He can repair almost anything. Jane: My mother always taught me to beware of the man that can fix everything. You’ll never get anything new. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.