Three guys talk in a bar.
Two discuss how they are king in their castles and how much their wives respect them.
The third guy remains quiet.
Finally, one guy turns to the quiet guy and asks, “What about you? Do you rule your roost?”
“Well, on our honeymoon, I made damn sure my wife came to me on her hands and knees, “he bragged and took another sip of beer.
“What happened then?” the other two asked, almost in unison.
“Well, then she said, “Get the hell out from under that bed and fight like a man!”’
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