Adam goes to God and says, “I would like a mate to please me and make living joyful. She should be beautiful and perfect in every way. “
God says, “Certainly I can do that, but it will cost you a testicle, a kidney, and one eye. “
To which Adam replied, “Well, what can I get for a rib?”
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