Standing beside a valiant stallion, a beautiful blonde decides she must ride this animal despite having no previous riding experience. Soon, she finds herself atop the horse’s back, galloping through a lush green meadow. Unsuspecting, the horse suddenly picks up speed and she finds herself euphoric over the freedom she is experiencing. Once again, the … Read more
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passengers had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the monkey and said, “I wish you could talk. “ The monkey looked up … Read more
Ralph and Norris went bear hunting in Montana. While Ralph stayed in the cabin, Norris went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it. The enraged bear charged toward him. Norris’ rifle jammed, so he dropped it and started running for the cabin as fast … Read more
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey. “ The horse says, “You read my mind, buddy. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man absolutely hated his wife’s cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him ten blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway. The next day he decided to drive the cat forty blocks away. He … Read more
A couple is dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They phone for a cab, turn on a night light, cover their pet parakeet and put the cat out in the backyard. The taxi arrives, and they open the front door to leave. Suddenly the cat they put out scoots back into the … Read more
The Lone Ranger is captured by outlaws. They are definitely planning on killing him, but they decide to grant him three final requests. Upon hearing this the Lone Ranger says that he will only tell his requests to his noble steed, Silver. The bad guys agree and the Lone Ranger leans close into the horse’s … Read more
Customer: This loaf is lovely and warm! Baker: So it should be ma’am. The cat’s been sitting on it all morning! This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A dumb girl and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor’s dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours. The dumb girl jumps up out of bed and says, “I’ve had enough of this. “She goes downstairs. After some time she finally comes back up to … Read more
Husband: “You will never succeed in making that dog obey you. “ Wife: “Nonsense! it’s only a matter of patience, remember I had a lot of trouble with you at first as well…” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.