A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl was wearing a firefighter’s helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her … Read more
A man is walking home when he sees a dog buying meat for his owner. The man watches the dog when the butcher takes a little too much and growls at him until he gets the right amount. The man follows the dog and watches as the dog stands on two legs and helps an … Read more
Little lad is sitting between his Mum and Dad on the sofa and they are playing a game about what sounds animals say. His Mum says “What does a duck say Tommy?” He says”Quack quack Mummy. “ His Mum says “Very good Tommy,that’s right. “ She says “What does a dog say?” He says “Woof … Read more
A woman saw an ad in the local newspaper which read: “Purebred Police Dog $35. “ Thinking that to be a great bargain, she called and ordered the dog to be delivered. The next day a van arrived at her home and delivered the mangiest-looking mongrel she had ever seen. In a rage, she telephoned … Read more
During camouflage training a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by a visiting general. “You simpleton!” the officer barked. “Don’t you know that by jumping and yelling the way you did, you could have endangered the lives of the entire company?” “Yes sir, “the soldier answered apologetically. … Read more
A guy was walking along the street when he saw a crowd of people running towards him. He stopped one of the runners and asked, “What’s happening?” The runner replied breathlessly, “A lion has escaped from the zoo. “ “Oh my, which way is it heading?” “Well you don’t think we are chasing it, do … Read more
A little girl asks her Mom, “May I take the dog for a walk around the block?” Mom says, “No honey, the dog is in heat. “ “What’s that mean?” asked the child. “Go ask your Father. I think he’s in the garage”. The little girl goes to the garage and says, “Dad, can I … Read more
Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says: “I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren’t mine. “ His second friend says: “I think my wife is having an affair … Read more
A blind man with an assistance dog was getting ready to cross the street. When the dog took him across he almost got run over by the traffic and the cars were sliding everywhere to avoid hitting him. When he got to the other side, he took out a treat to give to the dog. … Read more
“This guy sees a sign in front of a house: “Talking Dog for Sale. “ He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting there. “You talk?” he asks. “Yep, “the mutt replies. “So, what’s your … Read more