A guy walks into a bar and there is a horse serving drinks. The guy stares until the horse finally says, “What’s the problem? Haven’t you ever seen a horse serving drinks before?” The guy says, “No, it’s not that. It is just that I never thought the ferret would sell the place. “ This … Read more
“Well, I reckon you’ve been a pretty good horse, “said the farmer. “You work hard and I ain’t had to call the vet on you much. I only wish you pulled the plow a little faster. “ “NO!” said the horse, “I said ‘feedbag’ not ‘feedback’. “ This joke is included in the Black Book … Read more
A woman took her dog to the parlor for a haircut and asked what it would cost. Being told that it would cost her $50, she was outraged. “I only pay thirty bucks for my own haircut!” she said. The groomer replied, “That may be true. But then you don’t bite, do you?” This joke … Read more
Upon entering a little country store, a stranger noticed a sign reading, “Danger! Beware of Dog” posted on the glass door. Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor beside the cash register. He asked the store manager, “Is that the dog folks are supposed to beware of?” “Yep, that’s him, … Read more
The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later, a sheep walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn’t believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the sheep’s mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, “It’s a … Read more
Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them. The first guys drops his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers, and frantically begins to put them on. The … Read more
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. “My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?” “Well, “said the vet, “let’s have a look at him. “ So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then he checks his teeth. Finally, he says, “I’m going to have to put … Read more
A dog walks into a butcher shop and the butcher asks, “What do you want?” The dog points to steak in a glass case. “How many pounds?” The dog barks twice. “Anything else?” The dog points to some pork chops and barks four times. So the butcher wraps up a two-pound steak and four pork … Read more
A policeman visits an address. “Mr. Mattew?” “Yes, “the man who opened the door replied. “I’m afraid your dog has just been reported to have chased someone on a bike. “ “That’s not possible, my dog doesn’t have a bike. “said Mr. Mattew This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more