Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well over 90 mph. “Hey, “asked the brunette at the wheel “Any cops following us?” The blonde turned around and had a long look at the road behind them. “Yeah, looks like it” Are his flashers on?” The blonde turned around again… … “Yup…Nope…Yup…Nope…Yup…Nope…Yup…. “ This joke … Read more
A charming blonde goes into a bar and sits down next to a very dumb guy. Suddenly she strikes up a conversation with him and soon they become rather chummy. It starts to get late and the bartender calls out for the last drink for alcohol, then the blonde leans over to the guy and … Read more
A blonde guy was sitting in a bar when he spotted a very pretty young woman. He advances towards her when the bartender says to him, “Don’t waste your time on that one. She’s a lesbian. “ The blonde guy goes over to her anyway and says, “So which part of Lesbia are you from?” … Read more
A blonde was driving down the motorway when she read a sign saying, “Clean toilets ahead, 8 miles on the left. “ She was really late for her appointment since there were 17 toilets to clean. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“How come you’re late?” asked the bartender, as the blonde waitress walked into the bar. “It was awful, “she explained. “I was walking down Elm street and there was a terrible accident. A man was thrown from his car and he was lying in the middle of the street. His leg was broken, his skull … Read more
A blonde, not super-bright woman was learning to fly a helicopter. After two hours of great flying, she crashed. When asked by the crash investigator what happened, she said, “I got cold so I turned off the fan. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Gracie was driving down the road in her pickup truck when she spotted a blonde sitting in a canoe in the middle of a corn field. She slammed on her brakes and swerved into the cornfield. Pulling up beside the blonde, she rolled down her window and shouted, “Hey! What do you think you’re doing?! … Read more
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started. “ Her boyfriend asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?” The blonde says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster. … Read more