Two blondes are sitting on a bench at the park. One says to the other, “Hey, which is farther, California or the moon?” The other blonde says, “Well, duh! Can you see California?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A blonde pushes her BMW into the gas station and tells the mechanic that it died. After working on it for a few minutes, he has it idling smoothly. “What’s the story?” she asked. “Just crap in the carburetor, “the mechanic replied. “How often do I have to do that?” asked the blonde. This joke … Read more
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stuck on an island for many, many years until one day they found a magic lamp. They rubbed it hard and out popped a genie. He said that he could only give three wishes so since there were three girls, each would get one wish. The redhead … Read more
Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the balcony. “Help, help!” yells one of the blondes. “Help us, help us!” yells the other. “Maybe it would help if we yelled together, “said the first blonde. “Good idea, “said the other. “Together, Together!” This joke is included in the Black … Read more
A blonde’s house is on fire. She runs outside and yells, “Help me! My house is on fire! What should I do?!” Someone else yells, “Call 911!” The blonde yells back, “What’s the number?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A blonde got a dent in her car and took it into the repair shop. The repairman, noticing that the woman was a blonde, decided to have a wee bit of fun. So he told her that all she had to do was take it home and blow in the tailpipe until the dent popped … Read more
A blonde has sharp pains in her side. The doctor examines her and says, “You have acute appendicitis. “ The blonde says, “That’s sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
One day a blonde and a redhead were playing together over the redhead’s house while the redhead’s father was out. The father had a pet parrot, which he did n ot let anyone else touch. But, when he left, the girls took him out. The girls were playing with it, when the blonde grabbed the … Read more
A blonde and a brunette walk past a flower shop and see the brunette’s boyfriend buying flowers. She sighs and says, “Oh crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again. Now, I’ll be expected to spend the weekend on my back with my legs in the air. “ The blonde says, “Why?Don’t you have a … Read more