One day while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not … Read more
This blonde was walking down a road carrying a bag, when a guy came along. The guy asks, “What are you carrying?” “Melons, “the blonde replies. “Cool, “the guy says. “If I can guess how many there are, can I have one of them?” The blonde giggles and says, “If you can guess how many … Read more
Three construction workers are on the seventy-fifth floor of a non-finished building. The Italian opens his lunch box to find a pizza and says “Man, if I get pizza one more time I am going to jump off this building and fall to my death!” The chinese opens his lunch box to find rice and … Read more
One day a man, who had been stranded on a desert island for over ten years sees an unusual speck on the horizon. “It’s certainly not a ship”, he thinks to himself. As the speck gets closer and closer he begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat, then even a raft. Suddenly, … Read more
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in Magical Fairyland. They are crossing an enchanted bridge when they run into a fairy. The fairy says that they can be granted a transformation if they jump off the bridge and call out their wish. The redhead jumps off the bridge and yells out “Salmon!” She … Read more
A young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time. She found herself alone in a small waiting room and she began undressing nervously, preparing herself for the upcoming examination. Just as she draped the last of her garments over the back of a chair, a light rap sounded on the door and a … Read more
A blonde comes home from a day of shopping and discovers that her house is on fire, so she calls the fire department on her cell phone. “Please state the nature of your emergency, “says the operator. “Help! My house is on fire!” the blonde replies. “Okay, where do you live?” “In a house you … Read more
A blonde gets in her car and notices her steering wheel, dashboard, and windshield is missing. She calls the police and reports a theft. When the police officer comes, he looks at the blonde who is crying and says, “Ma’am… you’re sitting in the backseat… “ This joke is included in the Black Book of … Read more
A blonde was driving down the motorway when her car phone rang. It was her husband, urgently warning her, “Honey, I just heard on the news that there’s a car going the wrong way on the M25. Please be careful!” “It’s not just one car!” said the blonde. “There’s freaking thousands of them!” This joke … Read more
There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes to see who could catch the most fish ice fishing. Once the contest started, it was clear that the brunettes were going to win… they kept pulling out fish after fish. Soon, the blondes got worried and sent over one of … Read more