A blonde and a brunette are skydiving. The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord and nothing happens. She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing. The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells, “Oh! So you wanna race, huh?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more
After losing almost everything he had in casinos in Las Vegas, a guy decided to spend his last money at a whorehouse. He entered and promptly went up to the Madam and asked her what he could get for 15 bucks. The Madam gave him a lengthy stare and told him to go upstairs, the … Read more
A blonde has been working in a broom factory since forever and has always been a good worker. But one day, she storms into her boss’ office. “I quit! That’s it, I’m not working here anymore!” “Why?” asks the boss. “What’s the problem?” “I’ve been working here for so long that I’ve grown the broom … Read more
Blonde: Officer there’s like a thousand dead people here! Cop: Okay, calm down. Where are you? Blonde: The cemetery! This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A blonde takes her typewriter to the doctor. “Doc, I’m afraid my typewriter is pregnant. “ The doctor asks, “Why in the world would you think that?” She says, “Because it’s started missing its period. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. She asks the clerk if they have any new and different cards – something unusual. The clerk points her to a new card just in that day -”Happy Birthday to the Boy who Popped My Cherry. “ The blonde replied, “How cool! I’ll take … Read more
A blonde was taking a tour of a national park not long ago. The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur fossils had been found in the area. The blonde exclaimed, “Wow! I can’t believe the dinosaurs would come this close to the highway!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. … Read more
A midget is riding a bus when a blonde steps on him. “Hey you, brunette, watch where you’re going, “yells the midget. The blonde looks down and says, “I am not a brunette, I am a blonde. “ The midget replies, “Not from where I’m standing. “ This joke is included in the Black Book … Read more
Jeff and Mike are in a car accident and both die. Upon Jeff’s arrival at the Pearly Gates, he is met by St. Peter. “Where is my friend Mike?” Jeff asked. St. Peter replies, “Well, Mike was not as fortunate as you. He went in the other direction instead of getting into Heaven. “ Jeff … Read more