A guy goes to a house of prostitution. He selects a girl, pays her $200 up front, and he gets undressed. She’s about to take off her sheer blue negligee, when the fire alarms rings! She runs out of the room, with his $200 still in her hand. He quickly grabs his clothes and runs … Read more
A blonde woman is walking down the street, with her blouse open. A cop is approaching from about a block away, thinking, “Boy, my eyes must be going, it looks like that woman’s right boob is hanging out. “ As he gets closer it becomes apparent that he was right. When he gets face to … Read more
An aircraft is flying when all of a sudden a bird crashes through the cockpit and kills both the pilot and co-pilot. Having heard the crash a blonde flight attendant rushes in to find out what happened. Once inside the cockpit the plane jerks and the cabin door slams shut and can’t be opened. So … Read more
A small company recently hired a new blonde secretary who certainly wasn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer. One day while she was typing, she turned to another secretary and said, “What do I do now? I’m almost out of typing paper. “ “Just use the copier machine paper, “replied the other secretary. With that, … Read more
A young man finally got a date with the blonde female that lived in his apartment complex. To prepare for his big date, the young man went up onto the roof of his apartment building in order to tan himself. Not wanting any tan lines to show, he sunbathed in the nude. Unfortunately, the young … Read more
One day while jogging, a man noticed two tennis balls lying by the side of the road. He picked the balls up, put them in his pocket and proceeded on his way. Waiting at the cross street for the light to change, he noticed a beautiful blonde standing next to him and smiling. “What are … Read more
A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived. “My God!” the trooper gasped. “Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma’am?” … Read more
A police officer saw a car speeding down the highway. He started chasing after the speeder. When he got close he saw it was a blonde woman who was actually knitting while driving. The cop yelled, “Pull over!” The blonde shouted back, “No! It’s a sweater!” This joke is included in the Black Book of … Read more
A blonde meets up with a friend as she’s picking up her car from the mechanic. “Everything ok with your car now?” “Yes, thank goodness, “the blonde replies. “Weren’t you worried the mechanic might try to rip you off?” “Yeah, but he didn’t. I was so relieved when he told me all I needed was … Read more