A very attractive young lady was sitting in a fine restaurant one night. Waiting for her date as she was, she wanted to make sure everything was perfect. So, as she bends down in her chair to get the mirror from her purse, she accidentally farts quite loudly just as the waiter walks up. Sitting … Read more
Small boy to friend: ‘What would you do if a girl kissed you?’ Friend: ‘I’d kiss her back. What would you do?’ Small boy: ‘I’d kiss her front.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two boys are talking. “What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?” “Slow down. And possibly use a lubricant. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A lot of things have changed in Jeremy’s life since he got to know that his girlfriend got pregnant. His name, living address, phone number… This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A young Programmer and his Project Manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother. After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the young programmer … Read more
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. “You’ve got to have a room somewhere, “he pleaded. “Or just a bed, I don’t care where. “ “Well, I do have a double room with one occupant, a Navy guy, “admitted the manager, “and he might be glad to … Read more
Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes. The first man said, “My Ryan loved to fly, so I’m going up in a plane and scatter his ashes in … Read more
This couple had been dating for about six months, but the guy had been afraid to make any s*xual advances because of his tiny organ. Finally one night, he gets up his courage, and takes her to a secluded spot in his car. While they are kissing, he opens his zipper and guides her hand … Read more
A guy sent out an application for an online dating website to meet the ladies. The website rejected his application because he failed to answer question 14 properly. The question was, “What do you like most in a woman?” The man replied, “My dick. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. … Read more