A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, there’s a piece of lettuce sticking out of my bottom. “ The doctor asks him to drop his trousers and examines him. The man asks, “Is it serious, doctor?” The doctor replies, “I’m sorry to tell you, but this is just the tip of the iceberg. … Read more
A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a fin sticking up in the water and fainted. “Darling, it was just a shark, “assured his wife when he came to. “You’ve got to stop imagining that there are lawyers everywhere. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of … Read more
A businessman returns from Thailand. After a few days he notices strange growth on his penis. He sees several doctors. They all say: “You’ve been screwing around in Thailand, very common there, no cure. We’ll have to cut it off. “ The man panics, but figures if it is common in Thailand they must know … Read more
Doctor: “Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory?” Patient: “What pills?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Doctor, “the man said to his ophthalmologist, “I was looking in the mirror this morning, and I notice that one of my eyes is different from the other!” “Oh”? Replied the doctor “Which one?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, “What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you’re out … Read more
A doctor complains to his colleagues about the sanitary problems at a latex glove factory . “Workers stick their hands in melted latex and then dip their hands in a vat of cooling water to solidify the latex. The glove is then thrown in a finished products box. “ His colleagues are disgusted by the … Read more
An elderly patient needs a heart transplant and discusses his options with his doctor. The doctor says, “We have three possible donors. One is a young, healthy athlete. The second is a middle aged businessman who never drank or smoked, and the third is an attorney who just died after practicing law for 30 years. … Read more
Doctor: “Liquor is a slow poison for you. “ Patient: “It’s all-right. I’m not in a hurry. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man is strolling past the mental hospital and suddenly remembers an important meeting. Unfortunately, his watch has stopped, and he cannot tell if he is late or not. Then, he notices a patient similarly strolling about within the hospital fence. Calling out to the patient, the man says, “Pardon me, sir, but do you … Read more