A young woman was having a physical examination and was very embarrassed because of a weight problem. As she removed her last bit of clothing, she blushed. “I’m so ashamed, and dirty Doctor, “she said, “I guess I let myself go. “ The physician was checking her eyes and ears. “Don’t feel ashamed, Miss. You … Read more
A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian. “Look in the lion’s mouth, “the vet told him. “How do I do that?” he asked. “Carefully, “replied the vet. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
After surgery, the doctor said to the patient, “I am sorry, but I forgot a pair of scissors inside you. I need to… “ The patient quickly responded, “Oh don’t bother, doctor! If it is because of that, just tell me how much it cost and I will pay you back. “ This joke is … Read more
Doctor: “Yes, what is it I can do for you?” Blond: “Doctor, yesterday, when I was doing my yoga, one of my friends told me that if I did this particular exercise, all my body’s blood would go into my head. But, when I stand, why doesn’t anyone say that all the blood would go … Read more
“I’d rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth, “the woman told her dentist. He replied, “Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A young man has spent five years traveling throughout the world making a documentary on native dances. He is nearing the end of his project and winds up in Australia in Alice Springs. He begins to talk to an Aborigine, who asks the researcher if he ever saw the “Butcher Dance. “ “Butcher Dance? What’s … Read more
A psychiatrist had no patients in his office and he was bored. Suddenly , the door opened slowly and a man crept into the room on four legs. His mouth was full with pieces of colored plastic. He was holding strange objects in his hands. He was dragging cables along behind himself. The doctor was … Read more
Joseph took his Saint Bernard to the vet. “Doctor, “he said sadly, “I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to cut off my dog’s tail. “ The vet stepped back, “Joseph, why should I do such a terrible thing?” “Because my mother-in-law’s arriving tomorrow, and I don’t want anything to make her think … Read more
Jasper : “Doctor, can you diagnose my Illness?” Doctor: “Your eyesight seems to be poor. “ Jasper: “How did you come to that conclusion?” Doctor: “You seemed to have missed noticing the sign, hung outside. This is a veterinary hospital. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more