A doctor told his patient that his test results indicated that she had a rare disease and had only six months to live. “That’s such a short amount of time, doctor. Isn’t there anything I can do?” pleaded the patient. “Marry a lawyer, “the doctor advised. “It will be the longest six months of your … Read more
Mr. Johnson’s wife of 50 years suggested they take a cruise: “We could go somewhere for a week, and make wild love like we did when we were young. “ He thought it over and agreed. He went to the pharmacy and bought a bottle of seasick pills and a tube of lubricant. Upon returning … Read more
A patient: Doctor, what is the first symptom of AIDS? A doctor : A sharp pain in the ass. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A loving couple was celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary, privately, at home with a couple of bottles of champagne. A bit tipsy and feeling very intimate the husband turns to his wife and asks, “Tell me truthfully, have you ever been unfaithful to me?” “Well, “she replied, “since you asked, to tell you the truth … Read more
Wife comes back from the doctor and says to her husband: “Honey, I have sad news – a gynecologist told me not to have sex for three weeks… “ Husband: “And what the dentist said?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“Jeff, my child, your mother had to stay in the hospital for a few days, because the stork that brought your baby brother bit her by accident. “ “Oh, gosh! What a terrible thing to happen to her after such a difficult birth!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room, and one of them is crying. “Why are you crying?” asked the other child. “I’m here for a blood test, and they’re going to cut my finger. “ When he heard this, the other child started to cry. “Why are you crying?” “I’m here for a urine … Read more
There was a baby born in the hospital and he weighed ten pounds. The odd thing about him was his body weighed five pounds and his balls weighed five pounds. All the nurses and even the doctor didn’t know what to do with him. Then, the chief surgeon walked in and asked what was wrong. … Read more
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the grocery store picking out a pretty good size box of laundry detergent. The grocer walked over and, trying to be friendly, asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do. “Oh, no laundry, “the boy said. “I’m going to wash my dog. … Read more
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in hospital. “How are you grandpa? he asks. “Feeling fine, “says the old man. “What’s the food like?” “Terrific, wonderful menus. “ “And the nursing?” “Just couldn’t be better. These young nurses really take care of you. “ “What about sleeping? Do you sleep OK?” “No problem, … Read more