A man brings his cat to a veterinarian. He lives with the cat there and returns in two days, as pre agreed. He asks the veterinarian:”Is my cat still alive?” “Still not…” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Woman at a maternity hospital is in a lot of pain, moaning. The man strokes her back, “I’m so sorry sweetheart that you have to endure this… “ “Don’t worry Steve, it’s not your fault. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man was having premature ejaculation problems so he went to the doctor. The doctor said, “When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself. “ That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol and ran home to his wife. That night the two … Read more
Connor: I’d like to be an organ donor. Doctor: And which organ do you wish to donate? Connor: The one that’s been in my basement for ten years. No one’s used it for the past six years. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Having looked the other way for weeks, the boss finally called Nicholas into his office for a sit-down. “You know, Nicholas, “he said, “I’ve noticed that every time you have to take your dear old aunt to her doctor’s appointments, there’s a home game over at the stadium. “ “Wow, sir. I guess you’re right, … Read more
In the world of flies, a young fly needed a heart transplant. After being taken to surgery, the fly anesthesiologist put the young fly to sleep. The fly doctor assistant cut open the young fly’s chest. He then announced to the fly heart doctor, “Your fly is open. “ The heart doctor blushed. This joke … Read more
A pony went to see the doctor because it couldn’t speak. “I know what’s wrong, “said the doctor. “You’re a little horse!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man walked into a bar and ordered a glass of white wine. He took a sip of the wine then tossed the remainder in the bartender’s face. Before the bartender could recover from the surprise, the man began weeping. “I’m really sorry. I keep doing that to bartenders. I can’t tell you how embarrassing … Read more
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc. , everytime I drink coffee, I get terrible pains in my eye. “ The doctor says, “Try taking the spoon out first. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Dr. Burns was disgusted when Frank staggered into his office thoroughly inebriated. He looked at him severely. “What happened, Frank? I thought we were going to lick this problem by cutting you down to just two drinks a day. “ Frank dragged a finger across his chest. “Cross my heart, doc, I did as you … Read more