A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says, “But sir, it’s just a sperm bank!” “I don’t care, open it now!” he replies. So she opens the door to the … Read more
A woman and baby are in the doctor’s surgery, the doc is concerned about the baby’s weight, “Is he bottle fed or breast fed? The woman replies, “Breast fed. “ The doc gets her to strip down to her waist so he can examine her breasts. He pinches her nipples and sucks and rubs both … Read more
Gravely ill, a man was examined by a doctor while his wife stood by. After the examination the physician motioned for her to meet him in the hallway. “Your husband is very sick, “the doctor said. “but, you can do three things to ensure his survival: First, fix him to eat three healthy meals a … Read more
This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionalism goes right out the window… He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs. “Do you know what I am doing?” asks the doctor? … Read more
“Doc, I think my son has VD, “a patient told his urologist on the phone, “The only woman he’s screwed is our maid. “ “Okay, don’t be hard on him. He’s just a kid, “the medic soothed, “Get him in here right away and I’ll take care of him. “ “But I’ve been screwing the … Read more
A man went to the doctor’s office to get a double dose of Viagra. The doctor told him that he couldn’t allow him a double dose. “Why not?” asked the man. “Because it’s not safe, “replied the doctor. “But I need it really badly, “said the man. “Well, why do you need it so badly?” … Read more
A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. “But how will I let you know the baby is born?” she … Read more
After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man, on the woman’s nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry. “Is this your husband?” he nervously asks. “No, silly, “she replies, snuggling up to him. “Your boyfriend, then?” he continues. “No, not at all, “she says, nibbling away at … Read more
An elderly Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to receive the anesthesia he asked to speak to his son. “Yes Dad, what is it?” “Don’t be nervous, son, do your best and just remember, if it … Read more
A logician’s wife is having a baby. The doctor immediately hands the newborn to the dad. His wife asks impatiently: “So, is it a boy or a girl” ? The logician replies: “yes”. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.