A blonde has sharp pains in her side. The doctor examines her and says, “You have acute appendicitis. “ The blonde says, “That’s sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index finger blown off. “How did this happen?” the doctor asked. “Well I was trying to commit suicide, “the blonde replied. “Trying to commit suicide by shooting your finger?” “No silly! First I put the gun to my chest and I thought, … Read more
A blonde was sick and tired of people making fun of her for being a blonde, so she decided to hang herself. A couple minutes later two men walk by and see her hanging by her wrists. “What are you doing?” they ask her. So she replies “Hanging myself. “ The men were confused and … Read more
Natalie, a pretty but distraught blonde model, took her troubles to a psychiatrist. “Doctor, you must help me, “she pleaded. “It’s gotten so that every time a man takes me out, I wind up in bed with him. And then afterward I feel guilty and depressed all day long. “ “I see, “nodded the psychiatrist. … Read more
A blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next … Read more
An exhausted looking blonde dragged himself into the doctor’s office. “Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day and all night, and I can’t get a wink of sleep. “ “I have good news for you, “the doctor answered, rummaging through a drawer full of sample medications. “Here are some new … Read more
A young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time. She found herself alone in a small waiting room and she began undressing nervously, preparing herself for the upcoming examination. Just as she draped the last of her garments over the back of a chair, a light rap sounded on the door and a … Read more
A young man has spent five years traveling throughout the world making a documentary on native dances. He is nearing the end of his project and winds up in Australia in Alice Springs. He begins to talk to an Aborigine, who asks the researcher if he ever saw the “Butcher Dance. “ “Butcher Dance? What’s … Read more
A psychiatrist had no patients in his office and he was bored. Suddenly , the door opened slowly and a man crept into the room on four legs. His mouth was full with pieces of colored plastic. He was holding strange objects in his hands. He was dragging cables along behind himself. The doctor was … Read more
Joseph took his Saint Bernard to the vet. “Doctor, “he said sadly, “I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to cut off my dog’s tail. “ The vet stepped back, “Joseph, why should I do such a terrible thing?” “Because my mother-in-law’s arriving tomorrow, and I don’t want anything to make her think … Read more