Patient: “I’m in a hospital! Why am I here?” Doctor: “You’ve had an accident involving a bus. “ Patient: “What happened?” Doctor: “Well, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?” Patient: “Give me the bad news first. “ Doctor: “Your legs were injured so badly that … Read more
A doctor told his patient after reviewing his x-rays he needed surgery costing $5000. 00. The patient said he only had $500. 00 and what could be done. The doctor said, “Well, I can always touch-up your x-rays. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man walks into the psychiatrist’s office with a zucchini up his nose, a cucumber in his left ear, and a breadstick in his right ear. He says, “Doctor, what is wrong with me?” The psychiatrist replies, “You are not eating properly. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more
A man goes to his doctor and says “Hi doc, remember me “? “No, but what can I do for you? “ “You know Doc, I came to you two years ago. You said I had pneumonia, gave me some medicine and advised me to not to have a bath “ “So? “ “Well I’m … Read more
Eight men have been at a mental hospital for a period of time and are being tested to find out how they are progressing in order for them to leave the institution. The doctor in charge takes them all into a room and with a ball pen draws a door on the wall and asks … Read more
First year University medical students were attending their first Anatomy Class. They all gathered around the table and there was a real dead body on the table. The Professor started the class by telling them two important qualities of a doctor. He said, “The first quality is to never be disgusted about anything in the … Read more
“Doctor, my husband is doing weird things lately, “a lady complains to her psychiatrist. “I strongly feel something is wrong with him. “ “What is he doing, Mrs. Bankman, that looks weird to you?” asks the doctor. “Well he drinks his cup of tea in the morning and eats the cup leaving the cup’s handle … Read more
“Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?” “Yes, of course… “ “Great! I never could before!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A 92 year-old man went to the Doctor to get a physical. A few days later the Doctor saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm. A couple of days later the Doctor talked to the man and said, “You’re really doing great, aren’t you?” The man replied, … Read more
The patient : “Doctor I keep stealing things” The doctor: “Take these tablets; if that doesn’t work get me a flat screen TV. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.