Doctor Jokes

Sign Hung Outside

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Jasper : “Doctor, can you diagnose my Illness?” Doctor: “Your eyesight seems to be poor. “ Jasper: “How did you come to that conclusion?” Doctor: “You seemed to have missed noticing the sign, hung outside. This is a veterinary hospital. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more

Bumble Bee Entered

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One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman started screaming “Oh my god, help me, there’s a bee in my vagina!” The husband immediately took … Read more

Spend Days Per

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An employee comes into her manager’s office to take a day off from work. The manager replies, “So you want a day off. Let’s take a look at what you are asking for. There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days … Read more

City Workers Explained

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A passerby noticed a couple of city workers working along the city sidewalks. The man was quite impressed with their hard work, but he couldn’t understand what they were doing. Finally, he approached the workers and asked, “I appreciate how hard you’re both working, but what the heck are you doing? It seems that one … Read more

Sorry Sweetheart

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Woman at a maternity hospital is in a lot of pain, moaning. The man strokes her back, “I’m so sorry sweetheart that you have to endure this… “ “Don’t worry Steve, it’s not your fault. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Starter Pistol

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A man was having premature ejaculation problems so he went to the doctor. The doctor said, “When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself. “ That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol and ran home to his wife. That night the two … Read more

Donate Connor

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Connor: I’d like to be an organ donor. Doctor: And which organ do you wish to donate? Connor: The one that’s been in my basement for ten years. No one’s used it for the past six years. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Nicholas Answered

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Having looked the other way for weeks, the boss finally called Nicholas into his office for a sit-down. “You know, Nicholas, “he said, “I’ve noticed that every time you have to take your dear old aunt to her doctor’s appointments, there’s a home game over at the stadium. “ “Wow, sir. I guess you’re right, … Read more