In the world of flies, a young fly needed a heart transplant. After being taken to surgery, the fly anesthesiologist put the young fly to sleep. The fly doctor assistant cut open the young fly’s chest. He then announced to the fly heart doctor, “Your fly is open. “ The heart doctor blushed. This joke … Read more
A pony went to see the doctor because it couldn’t speak. “I know what’s wrong, “said the doctor. “You’re a little horse!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man walked into a bar and ordered a glass of white wine. He took a sip of the wine then tossed the remainder in the bartender’s face. Before the bartender could recover from the surprise, the man began weeping. “I’m really sorry. I keep doing that to bartenders. I can’t tell you how embarrassing … Read more
Two men are discussing their love lives. One says, “I’m getting married. I’m sick of a messy apartment, dirty dishes, and no clothes to wear. “ The other one says, “Hey, I’m getting divorced for the same reasons. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc. , everytime I drink coffee, I get terrible pains in my eye. “ The doctor says, “Try taking the spoon out first. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Dr. Burns was disgusted when Frank staggered into his office thoroughly inebriated. He looked at him severely. “What happened, Frank? I thought we were going to lick this problem by cutting you down to just two drinks a day. “ Frank dragged a finger across his chest. “Cross my heart, doc, I did as you … Read more
While giving a physical the doctor noticed that his patient’s shins were covered with dark bruises. “Tell me, “said the doctor, “do you play hockey or soccer?” “Neither, “said the man. “My wife and I play bridge. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man goes to a psychologist and says, “Doc I have a real problem, I can’t stop thinking about relations. “ The psychologist says, “Well let’s see what we can find out”, and pulls out his ink blots. “What is this a picture of?” he asks. The man turns the picture upside down then turns … Read more
“Doctor, doctor, I feel like a goat. “ “How long have you been like this?” “Since I was a kid. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“Doctor, you told me I have a month to live and then you sent me a bill for $1,000! I can’t pay that before the end of the month!” “Okay, you have six months to live. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.