Bob had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. After a few weeks of this, his boss was mad and threatened to fire him if he didn’t do something about it. So Bob went to his doctor, who gave him a pill and told him to take … Read more
Doctor: “You look much worse than you did last week! I said you should smoke a maximum of five cigarettes a day!” Patient: “And that’s what I did. And it wasn’t easy because up until now I didn’t smoke at all!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
A guy goes to see the doctor, because he’s a little too well-endowed. In fact, it’s 25 inches long and he can’t get any women to have sex with him. Anyway, the doctor says there’s nothing he can do medically, but recommends a witch doctor that he thinks might be able to help. The witch … Read more
Guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex. “I think my privates are too small. “he says. The doctor asks him which drink he prefers. “Well, Lager, “he replies, quite bemused. “Ah. There’s your problem. It shrinks things, those Lagers. You should try drinking Guinness. That makes things grow. “ … Read more
A doctor asks a patient while examining her: “How many sex partners did you have?” “Five or six, I don’t remember exactly. . “ “Hmm, not that many… “ “Yes, that wasn’t the most successful weekend indeed. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A young woman was taking golf lessons and had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for medical assistance. The golf pro saw her heading back and said, “You are back early, what’s wrong?” “I … Read more
An old lady goes to her doctor and asks for contraceptive tablets, claiming they help her sleep at night. ‘Why would contraceptive pills make you sleep any better than normal?’ asks the doctor. The old lady replies, ‘Because I put them in my granddaughter’s coffee.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. … Read more
One day, the horse became very ill and he called the veterinarian, who said, “Well, your horse has a virus. He must take this medicine for three days. I’ll come back on the 3rd day and if he’s not better, we’re going to have to put him to sleep. “ Nearby, the goat listened closely … Read more
This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine. The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, “Doctor, I haven’t had sex for years now and I was wondering how I can increase my husband’s sex drive. “ The doctor smiled and said, “Have you tried to … Read more
Two bumble bees were talking one day. “I’m sort of depressed, ” says one of the bees. “Why… what’s the problem?” asks the second bee. “My doctor says I’m losing my buzz, “says the first bee. To which the second bee replies, “Sorry to hear that, man, that stings!” This joke is included in the … Read more