A wife tells her husband while watching a Mexican TV series: “Look, how much he loves her…” “Yes. But do you know how much he’s being paid for that?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we’re going to be three in this house instead of two. “ Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes. He was glowing with happiness and kissing … Read more
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A mother and her son are sitting on an airplane, which is ready to take off. The son admires the parked plains’ through the window. At one point, he turns to his mother, who was reading a magazine, and pops the question: “Since big dogs have little dogs, and big cats have little cats, how … Read more
A man came home, screeching his car into the driveway, and ran into the house. He slammed the door and shouted excitedly, “Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!” The wife said, “Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?” “Doesn’t matter, “he said, “just as long as you’re out … Read more
Wife to husband: “My mother says I should never have married you. She says you’re effeminate. “ Husband: “Compared to her everyone is. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
The father of a four-year old girl is trying to explain to her what a marriage is. When she expressed difficulty in grasping the concept of marriage, he decided to pull out his wedding photo album, thinking visual images would help. One page after another, he pointed out the bride arriving at the church, the … Read more
Elias and his wife found the secret to making a marriage last. Two times a week, they go to a nice restaurant and have a little wine and good food. She goes Tuesdays, he goes Fridays. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A woman was telling her friend , “It was I who made my husband a millionaire. “ “And what was he before the marriage?” asked the friend. The woman replied, “A multi-millionaire”. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Husband to wife: ‘I hear you’ve been telling everyone that I’m an idiot.’ Wife: ‘Sorry, I didn’t know it was a secret.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.