Two husbands were discussing their married lives. Although happily married, they admitted that there were arguments sometimes. Then Alex said, “I’ve made one great discovery. I now know how to always have the last word. “ “Wow!” said Logan, “How did you manage that?” “It’s easy, “replied Alex. “My last word is always ‘Yes, Dear. … Read more
The wife bought a new see through nighty, wore it without any underclothes and came swinging before the husband. Aroused husband says, “You look so beautiful and sexy my darling. “ The wife says, “I know that, I tried it the same way at the store and the salesman was the first one to tell … Read more
A chat between men. “Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the night. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music, even how to invest in the stock market, … Read more
Husband takes the wife to a disco. There’s a guy on the dance floor giving it large – break dancing, moonwalking, back flips, the works. The wife turns to her husband and says: “See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down. “ Husband says: “It looks like he’s … Read more
Waiter: “How do you like your steak, sir?” Sir: “Like winning an argument with my wife. “ Waiter: “Rare it is. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, “I almost had an affair with another woman. “ The priest said, “What do you mean, almost?” The Irishman said, “Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped. “ The priest said, “Rubbing together is the same as putting it … Read more
A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time. “How wonderful! But I hope you don’t mind me asking what happened to your first husband?” “He ate poisonous mushrooms and died. “ “Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?” “He ate poisonous mushrooms too and died. “ “Oh, … Read more
Wife: “Give me some money. I want to buy a bra. “ Husband: “Why? You have nothing to put in it!” Wife: “You wear shorts!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Husband knocks on the door at midnight. Wife: “Go back where you came from!” Husband: “Open the door or I throw myself in the swimming pool!” Wife: “Go ahead and kill yourself, do you think I care? So the husband stands near the dark part of the gate and waits for 2 minutes, takes a … Read more
A couple returns from their honeymoon refusing to speak to each other. The groom’s best friend takes him aside and asks what’s wrong. “Well, “replies the man, “when we finished making love on the first night, I put a $50 bill on the pillow without thinking. “ “Oh, you shouldn’t worry about that too much, … Read more