A 70 year old man asked his wife, “Do you feel sad when you see me running behind younger women?” The wife replies, “No, not at all. Even dogs chase cars, doesn’t mean they can drive them. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
An old man walks into a bar, sits down, and starts crying. The bartender asks, “What’s wrong?” The old man looks at the bartender through teary eyes and between sobs says, “I married a beautiful woman two days ago. She’s a natural blonde, twenty-five, intelligent, a marvelous cook, a meticulous housekeeper, extremely sensitive to my … Read more
“How was your game, dear?” asked Jack’s wife Tracy. “Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight’s gotten so bad I couldn’t see where the ball went, “he answered. “But you’re 75 years old, Jack!” admonished his wife, “Why don’t you take my brother Scott along?” “But he’s 85 and doesn’t play golf anymore, … Read more
Robin came home from her first day commuting into the city. Noticing that Robin was looking a little peaked, her mom asked, “Honey, are you feeling alright?” “Not really, “Robin replied. “I’m nauseous from sitting backward on the train. “ “Poor dear, “the mom said. “Why didn’t you ask the person sitting across from you … Read more
After shopping at a busy store, Jessica and another woman happened to leave at the same time, only to be faced with the daunting task of finding their cars in the crowded parking lot. Just then Jessica’s car horn beeped, and she was able to locate her vehicle easily. “Wow, “the other woman said. “I … Read more
An older couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living … Read more
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of his said, “I thought she wanted one of those sporty 4-Wheel drive vehicles. “ “She did, “he replied. “But where in the world was I gonna find a fake SUV?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more
Johnny wanted to get his mom something nice for Christmas but she’s hard to shop for. Passing a pet store he thought, “Hmm, a pet might be a good idea. “He walked in the pet store and asked the manager what might be a good idea. “How about a puppy?” “No, “said Johnny. “It may … Read more
An elderly couple living in Florida had not seen their son and daughter for quite a while. The mom called the daughter living in New York and told her that mom and pop were going to get a divorce right after Christmas because they couldn’t get along after 35 years of marriage The daughter called … Read more
Steward got a call today from a distorted voice saying “Five grand in cash, or we kill your wife” Both options were tempting, but Steward decided to take the money. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.