At a local gun show two guys were bragging about their wife’s abilities. “My wife’s a fine shot. She can hit a dollar every time. “ “That’s nothing. My wife goes through my trousers and never misses a dime. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
A woman and her son were taking a cab in New York City. It was raining and all the hookers were standing under the awnings. “Mom, “said the little boy, “what are all those women doing?” “They’re waiting for their husbands to get off work, “she replied. The cabbie turns around and says, “Geez lady, … Read more
One day the zookeeper noticed that the Orangutan was reading two books – the Bible and Darwin’s Origin of Species. In surprise he asked the ape, “Why are you reading both those books”? “Well, “said the Orangutan, “I just wanted to know if I was my brother’s keeper or my keeper’s brother. “ This joke … Read more
Emma and Susan are talking. Emma declares that she’s finally got pregnant after years of trying. “How did you manage it?” asks Susan. “I went to that hypnotherapist on the High Street, “replies Emma. “I got pregnant within two months. “ “Oh, my husband and I tried seeing him years ago, “says Susan. “It didn’t … Read more
A man calls his wife into the bedroom. “I want to show you the new watch I got today. “ She goes in and find him with his pants down. “That’s not a watch!” she says. “It will be once you put two hands and a face on it. “ This joke is included in … Read more
A Saudi prince recently requested that naked statues be covered up while visiting Rome. Apparently his 9 year old wife found them offensive. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A very old man went to a church, making this confession: He bumped into a friend who asked, “What do you have in there, pal?” “Father, I am 78 years old, I have been married for 40 years. All these years I had been faithful to my wife, but yesterday I had sex with an … Read more
After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing diapers. “I’m busy, “he said, “I’ll do the next one. “ The next time came around and she asked again. The husband looked puzzled. “Oh! I didn’t mean the next diaper. I meant the … Read more
One day, a man was fishing on a dock across from a hotel in the country, when another man came and sat down. By way of conversation, the man asked the other what he was doing there. “I’m on a honeymoon. “ “Oh. Shouldn’t you be having sex with your wife?” “Well, I would be. … Read more
As he stood at the bar for the first time with his son, the proud father said, “Now is a good time to talk about some of the facts of life. Remember. a man that drinks beyond his capacity is no gentleman. To enjoy life you must observe a happy medium. Have a drink occasionally, … Read more