Boy comes up to his father, all angry, “Dad, you remember how you told me to put a potato in my swimming trunks? How did you say it would impress the girls?” Father looks up, smiling, “Yeah, did it work?” The boy screams, “You could have mentioned that the potato goes in the front!” This … Read more
“Daddy, what is an alcoholic?” “Do you see those 4 trees, son? An alcoholic would see 8 trees. “ “Um, Dad – there are only 2 trees. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“Why does your husband always call you his Fair Lady when you’re a brunet?” “He is a bus conductor”. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, … Read more
Agnes married and had 13 children. When her husband died, she married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. So Agnes remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and … Read more
At a dancing party a shy boy approached a girl and asked, “Will you dance with me, please?” The arrogant girl says, “I don’t dance with a kid. “ The taken back boy apologized, “I am sorry, I did not realize you were pregnant. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. … Read more
Jane and Max were at a red light when a car pulled up, its music blasting. “He’ll be deaf before he’s 25, “Max said. “That won’t help us, “his wife replied. “He’ll only turn it up. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
One morning while his wife was making breakfast, a man walked up to her and gave her a healthy pinch on her butt. He said to her, “If you firmed up your butt we could get rid of your girdle. “ The wife was angry but said nothing. The next morning her husband pinched her … Read more
A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Not aware that 10 year old son was hiding in the wardrobe. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the wardrobe. The boy now has company. Boy: “Dark in here. “ Man: “Yes it is. “ Boy: … Read more
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why does the girl wear white?” His mom replies, “The bride is in white because she’s happy and this is the happiest day of her life. “ The boy thinks about this, and then says, “Well then, why is the boy wearing … Read more