A man comes home from a hard day of work only to find his wife laying infront of the fire place with her legs wide open. He asked, “Honey what are you doing?” She replied, “I’m heating up your dinner. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
Kid to a pregnant girl at bus stop: “What are you expecting?” The girl says, “A bus. “ The kid turns to his friend and says: “Wow! I am 100% sure this chick got screwed by a Transformer!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man says to his wife, ‘You know what, two inches more and I’d be king.’ She replies, ‘Two inches less and you’d be queen.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man is out shopping when he discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. He buys a pack and shows his wife. ‘They’re in three colors,’ he tells her, ‘Gold, silver and bronze.’ ‘So what color are you going to wear tonight?’ she asks. ‘Gold of course,’ replies the man. ‘Why don’t you wear silver?’ … Read more
Three weeks after her wedding day, Ava called the vicar who had married her. “Reverend, “she wailed, “Chris and I have had a dreadful fight!” “Calm down, my child, “said the Reverend, “it’s not half as bad as you think it is. Every marriage has to have its first fight!” “I know, I know!” said … Read more
“I hope you didn’t take it personally, Father, “an embarrassed woman said after a church service “when my husband walked out during your sermon. “ “I did find it rather disconcerting, “the vicar replied. “It’s not a reflection on you, Father” insisted the church goer. “Christopher has been walking in his sleep ever since he … Read more
Things have reached a crisis point in Sophie’s marriage. “If things are so bad, “her friend advises her. “Then you should leave your husband. “ “I would, “says Sophie. “If only I could think of a way of doing it that wouldn’t make him happy. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of … Read more
Dan was walking down the street with his wife earlier when she accused him of being ashamed to be seen with her. “That’s total bullshit. “Dan replied. By text, from across the road. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.