Jesus, Moses, and an old man go golfing. The first one to tee off is Moses. He smashes the ball and it is heading right for the water hazard before the green. Moses raises his club, the water parts, and the ball makes it to the green. Jesus gets up to swing, cranks it out, … Read more
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 25-year-old girl, and it is love at first sight. They get married and go to the Caribbean for their honeymoon. When they get back, his friend says to him, “So, tell me, how was it?” “Oh, it was beautiful, “says the man. … Read more
On a flight, a guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him. “Nice perfume…. which brand is it? I want to buy a gift for my wife. “ Lady replies, “Don’t give it to her, some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her!” This joke is included in the Black Book of … Read more
Finding her young son scooping ice cream in the kitchen, a mother raged, “Dinner is going to be ready soon. Put that ice cream away and go and play. “ “But mum” wailed the child, “There’s no one to play with. “ “OK, “said the mother wearily, “I’ll play with you. What do you want … Read more
John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him. “Louise, “he moaned, “tell me what happened last night. … Read more
It was Christmas Eve. A woman came home to her husband after a day of busy shopping. Later on that night when she was getting undressed for bed, he noticed a mark on the inside of her leg. “What is that?” he asked. She said, “I visited the tattoo parlor today. On the inside of … Read more
As Gayle was getting to know Jim and his family, she was very impressed by how much his parents loved each other. “They’re so thoughtful, “Gayle said. “Why, your dad even brings your mom a cup of hot coffee in bed every morning. “ After a time, Gayle and Jim were engaged, and then they … Read more
A woman said to her friend, “I don’t know what to do. My husband is such a mess maker that you can’t imagine. He doesn’t put anything in its place, I am always going around the house picking up after him. “ The friend says, “Take a tip from me. The first week after we … Read more
After 20 years of marriage a husband and wife go to counseling. When asked what the problem is, the wife breaks into a passionate tirade of every problem they’ve ever had. Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist gets up, walks over to the wife, makes her … Read more