John was asked by his son “Dad, how come I have brown skin and you are white?” “Well just look at your mum, son. “John said. “But she’s not black. “ “I know, you idiot!” John replied, “She’s a fucking whore!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
Son: “Dad, there is someone at the door to collect donations for a community swimming pool. “ Father: “Okay, give him a glass of water. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two Irishmen are traveling to Australia and before they leave home, one of their dads gives them both a bit of advice: “You watch them Aussie cab drivers. They’ll rob you blind. Don’t you go paying them what they ask. You haggle. “ At the Sydney airport, the Irishmen catch a cab to their hotel. … Read more
It was graduation day and Mom was trying to take a picture of their son in a cap and gown, posed with his father. “Let’s try to make this look natural, “she said. “Junior, put your arm around your dad’s shoulder. “ The father answered, “If you want it to look natural, why not have … Read more
Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. “I will give you each one wish, that’s three wishes in total, “says the Genie. The Scottish guy says, “I am a fisherman, my Dad’s … Read more
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” And the father replied, “I don’t know, son, I’m still paying for it. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Little Billy came home from school to see the family’s pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Billy said, “Dad our rooster’s dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why … Read more
Son: Dad, why is my sister named Teresa? Dad: She’s named after something your mother loves, Easter! It’s an anagram. Son: Thanks dad. Dad: No problem Alan. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
One day, little Johnny came up to his father and asked, “Dad, where did I come from?” Dad squirmed a bit, but thought it was time his son knew the facts of life. He told him the expression of love resulted in the beginning of life. How life developed and finally, how a child was … Read more
Son:”Dad! Dad! There is a monster under my bed!” Dad:”Enjoy it while you can son, when you get married the monster sleeps in your bed. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.