Someone going to work sees a crowd of people walking. Looking at the beginning of course, he sees a coffin behind a gentleman with a little dog followed by the crowd. Approaching the owner and he asks him: “What happened here, man?” “Pff, my mother-in-law died, “he said. “Hush how sad eh… And, if allowed, … Read more
Two cannibals are enjoying a Thanksgiving dinner and a light conversation about all things family. “I just can’t stand my mother-in-law, “sighs one. “That’s quite understandable, “nods the other one, “Why don’t you just have the potatoes with the gravy?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
The mother of a problem child was advised by a psychiatrist, “You are far too upset and worried about your son. I suggest you take tranquilizers regularly. “ On her next visit the psychiatrist asked, “Have the tranquilizers calmed you down?” “Yes”, the boy’s mother answered. “And how is your son now?” the psychiatrist asked. … Read more
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, oversized penises. “How do you account for this?” he asked the brothers. “It’s hereditary, sir, “the older one replied. “I see, “said the doctor, writing in his file. “Your … Read more
Johnny got into an embarrassing situation at a swingers’ party. He snuck up behind an older lady, started fucking her from behind then looked up and suddenly realised that the guy at the other end of the spitroast, getting a blowjob, was his dad. Johnny said, “After 30 years of marriage I can’t believe you’re … Read more
A woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said, “Hello. My name is Carmen. “ “That’s a beautiful name, “he replied. “Is it a family name?” “No, “she replied. “As a matter of fact I gave it to myself. It represents … Read more
Three guys, Irish, English, and Scottish are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. “I will give you each one wish, that’s three wishes in total, “says the Genie. The Scottish guy says, “I am a fisherman, my Dad’s a fisherman, his … Read more
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I think I’ve found a man just like father!” Her mother replied, “So what do you want from me, sympathy?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Little Tim, a 5 year old, called 911 and very softly said: “hello”. Officer Pam asked: “Are your parents there?” Little Tim answered: “Yes, their busy”, the police, the fire department are here and they are busy” Officer Pam said : “So son you’re telling me that the police, fire department, and your parents are … Read more
“Grandpa, do you still have sex with grandma?” “Yes but just oral. “ “What is oral sex?” “I say “Fuck you”, she says “Fuck you too”! This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.