Little Johnny comes running into the house and asks, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?” “No, “says his mom, “of course not. “ Little Johnny runs back outside yelling to his friends, “It’s okay, we can play that game again!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He says, “Hey, Dad! What are you doing?” His father says, “I’m filling your mother’s tank. “ Johnny says, “Oh, yeah? Well, you should get a model that gets better mileage. The milkman filled her this morning. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of … Read more
A Mom is driving a little girl to her friends house for a play date. “Mommy, “the little girl asks, “How old are you?” “Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age, “the mother warns. “It is not polite. “ “OK, “the little girl says, “How much do you weigh?” “Now really, … Read more
A Jewish boy asked his father “Father, can you lend me 50 dollars?” The father replied, “40 dollars, What do you need 30 dollars for?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. Two dozen babies are in the ward, 23 of which are crying and screaming. One, over in the corner, is smiling serenely. A nurse comes by, … Read more
The doorbell rings. A man opens the door and there’s his mother-in-law on the front step. She asks, “Can I stay here for a few days?” The man says, “Sure you can. “and closes the door. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
In a small cathedral a janitor was cleaning the pews between services when he was approached by the minister. The minister asked the janitor, “Could you go into the confessional and listen to confessions for me? I really have to go to the bathroom and the Widow McGee is coming. She tends to go on … Read more
Man comes home to find his 17 yr old daughter with a dildo up her. “What are you doing, “he shouts. “Well you won’t let me have a boyfriend so this is my substitute, “she explains. The next night the daughter comes home to find her dad with a dildo up his arse drinking a … Read more
A young man asks his father, “Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?” The father, surprised, answers: “Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, … Read more
A couple wants a divorce, but first they must decide who will be the main guardian of their child. The jury asks both the man and woman for a reason why they should be the one to keep the child. So the jury asks the woman first. She says, “Well I carried this child around … Read more