A man calls 911 emergency: “Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom!” After five minutes, the same man calls back: “It is ok, I found another one. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“Mr. Ben, I am asking for your daughter’s hand. “ “Why? I don’t get it, don’t you have a hand?” “I do sir, but I’m sick and tired with my own hand sir!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
During a war warrior shouted against 3 ladies Warrior: “I am going to rape you all. “ Younger lady: “But please leave our grandmother. “ Grandmother: “Shut up, war is war. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A middle aged guy and his teenage daughter were riding a motorbike and taking a shortcut through a darkened park when they were stopped by a gang of muggers. They searched them and took the guy’s wallet, his watch and the motorbike but couldn’t find any jewelry from the girl. When the muggers had gone, … Read more
A family walks into a hotel and the father goes to the front desk and he says “I hope the porn is disabled. “ The guy at the desk replies. “It’s just regular porn you sick fuck. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
One day a tiny Apache indian child walked into Big Chief Sitting Bull’s Teepee. “Sitting Bull, “He asked, “Why does every man in our tribe have such long, complicated names?” “Well, “says Sitting Bull, “Its simple. the night before the mother gives birth, the father goes into the woods and camps for the night. When … Read more
A little boy went up to his father and asked: “Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?” The father replied. “Well son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two boys go into a forest and walk around. Suddenly they see a naked woman, then one of the boys runs away. The other chases after him. The boy asked “Why did u run away?” The other said “My mom told me if i saw a naked women i’d turn to stone, i already felt … Read more
Little Johnny was at school one day, when he noticed that there was a large crowd of kids gathered around Little Billy. Little Johnny walks up to Little Billy and says “Hey what’s all the excitement about”, Little Billy says “Just showing everyone my new watch”. Little Johnny goes “Wow, that’s a cool watch where … Read more
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small children. “You all have obsessions, “he observed. To the first mother, he said, “You are obsessed with eating. You’ve even named your daughter Candy. “ He turned to the second mom. “Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in … Read more