A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said: “That part where the hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair. “the girl smiled. At dinner, she told her sister: “My monkey has … Read more
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, “All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last … Read more
A teenage girl come home from school and asks her mother, “Is it true what Rita just told me?” “What’s that?” asks her mother. “Do babies come out of the same place where boys put their penises?” said her daughter. “Yes it is dear!” replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up … Read more
While watching TV with his wife, a man tosses peanuts into the air and catches them in his mouth. Just as he throws another peanut into the air, the front door opens, causing him to turn his head. The peanut falls into his ear and gets stuck. His daughter comes in with her date. The … Read more
A couple took their young son for his first visit to the circus. When his father left to buy popcorn, the boy asked, “Mom, what’s that long thing on the elephant?” “That’s the elephant’s trunk, dear, “she replied. “No, Mom, down underneath. “ His mother blushed and said, “Oh, that’s nothing. “ The father returned, … Read more
Johny came crying. Dad: “What happened?” Johny: “Today at class when we got up from our seats for prayer, Rita, who sits in front of us, had her skirt stuck between her ass, seeing that my bench mate pulled it out. “ Dad: “That’s bad, but why you are crying?” Johny: “I knew that’s bad, … Read more
A young lad is sitting at the table doing his homework. Dad, he says, “What is the difference between ‘potentially’ & ‘realistically’“? Father scratches his chin, inhales sharply and says, “That’s a tough one; it’s probably easier to demonstrate. Go & ask your mother if she would sleep with the milkman for 1 million quid … Read more
While having their evening dinner together, a little girl looked up at her father and asked, “Daddy, you’re the boss in our family, right?” The father was very pleased to hear it and confidently replied, “Yes my little princess. “ The girl then continued, “That’s because mommy put you in charge, right?” This joke is … Read more
A little kid gets on a city bus, sits right behind the driver, and starts talking loudly, “If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow, I’d be a little bull. “ The driver gets annoyed as the kids continue to yammer on. “If my dad was an rooster and my mom a … Read more
On Sunday little Johnny went for a bath with his dad. The ground was slippery. So the poor boy, to avoid being knocked down, grabbed his father’s penis. His father smiled and told him: “Oh boy you are lucky. If you were with your mother you were concussion!” This joke is included in the Black … Read more