Two eggs were in a pot, being boiled. One said to the other, “it’s so hot in here I don’t think I can stand it much longer. “ The other replied, “Don’t grumble. As soon as they get you out of here, they bash your head with a spoon. “ This joke is included in … Read more
“Hey, cabby! How much to take me to the station?” “Five bucks, sir. “ “And how much for my suitcase?” “No charge for the suitcase, sir. “ “Okay. Take the case and I’ll walk. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Are you my caddie? asked the golfer. “Yes, sir, “replied the lad. “And you are good at finding lost balls?” “Yes, sir. “ “Right then. Find one and let’s start the game. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A tourist parked his car in downtown Washington, D. C. He said to a man standing near the curb, “Listen, I’m going to be only a couple of minutes. Would you watch my car while I run into this store?” “What?” the man huffed. “Do you realize that I am a member of the United … Read more
A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over, a policeman asked, “May I please see your permit?” “I don’t have one, “confessed the musician. “In that case, you’ll have to accompany me. “ “Splendid!” exclaimed the musician. “What shall we sing?” This joke is … Read more
Patrick and Steve are fishing on a lake. After about an hour when neither of them had a bite, Patrick decided to row to the middle part of the lake; where they were very successful Steve: “This is a great spot for fishing, Pat. We’ll have to mark this spot so we can come back … Read more
A tourist asks a man in uniform, “Are you a policeman?” “No, I am an undercover detective. “ “So why are you in uniform?” “Today is my day off. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A speeding driver was pulled over by a policeman. He asked the policeman, “Why was I pulled over when I wasn’t the only one speeding. “ The policeman replied, “Have you ever been fishing?” The man then said, “Yes, I have. “ “Well, have you ever caught all the fish?” asked the policeman. This joke … Read more
A policeman saw a man dressed in full cowboy garb — hat, chaps, duster, six-shooters, boots, and spurs — standing on a street corner in a busy city. He approached the cowboy and asked him his name. “Call me Tex!” was the cowboy’s reply. “Well, Tex, where are you from, Texas?” the policeman asked. “Nah, … Read more