“Young man, “said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant. “It’s alcohol and alcohol alone that’s responsible for your present sorry state!” “I’m glad to hear you say that, “replied Jack, with a sigh of relief. “Everybody else says it’s all my fault!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more
Having put in over 300 miles behind the wheel during the first day of the cross country business trip, the weary salesman was prepared to stop at the first motel along the road, when he spotted a sign advertising, “Grandma’s Whorehouse 30 Miles Ahead. “ His spirits understandably cheered, the salesman drove on to Grandma’s … Read more
A girl walks into a grocery store and asks the stock boy if he has any nuts. The guy says, “No, ma’am. “ She says, “Well, do you have any dates?” And he says, “Ma’am, if I don’t have nuts, do you really expect me to have dates?” This joke is included in the Black … Read more
Abraham wanted a new suit, so he bought a nice piece of cloth and then tried to locate a tailor. The first tailor he visited looked at the cloth and measured Abraham, then told him the cloth was not enough to make a suit. Abraham was unhappy with this opinion and sought another tailor. This … Read more
A piece of sandpaper walks into a bar. The bartender says “What will it be?” The sandpaper goes “Just something to take the edge off” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two guys are fishing when one of them catches a fish. He brings it in the boat and as he cuts it open to clean it, a genie pops out and says, “Thanks for freeing me. I will grant you one wish. “ The fisherman looks around and says, “Well, we are almost out of … Read more
Bill and Earl are out playing golf. They get to the 17th tee, which overlooks a small lake, and see two guys out on the lake fishing. Bill says, “Hey Earl check out these two idiots fishing’ in the rain!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
During a cold winter day an old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line, and waited patiently for a bite. He was there for almost an hour, without even a nibble, when a young boy walked out onto the ice, cut a hole in … Read more
Control tower: “What’s your location?” Pilot : “I’m in the cockpit. “ Control tower:” I mean where is the airplane?” Pilot: “Mainly behind me. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.