Frank was madly in love with Susan, but couldn’t get up enough courage to pop the question face to face. Finally he decided to ask her on the telephone. “Darling!” he blurted out, “Will you marry me?” “Of course, I will, you silly boy, “she replied, “Who’s speaking?” This joke is included in the Black … Read more
Policeman: “Why are you driving without a light?” Scooterist: “There is light everywhere. “ Policeman: “Then shall I remove the air from your tires?” Scooterist: “Why would you do that?” Policeman: “Because there is air everywhere… “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination. He decided to stop at the next city he came to and park somewhere quiet so he could get an hour or two of sleep. As luck would have it, the quiet place he chose happened to be on … Read more
“Why did you choose to be cremated?” “Being cremated is my last chance to have a smoking hot body!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A woman enters a tattoo parlor. She has tattoos on her shoulder and on her calf and wants them off. She asks the artist, “How much will it cost to have these tattoos removed?” He looks at her limbs and says, “An arm and a leg. “ This joke is included in the Black Book … Read more
“Wise men are always in doubt. Only idiots are sure of their case. “ “Are you sure of that?” “Yes, absolutely. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
An important official who was visiting an insane asylum made a telephone call but had difficulty getting his number. Finally, in exasperation, he shouted to the operator, “Look here, miss, do you know who I am?” “No, “she replied calmly, “but I know where you are. “ This joke is included in the Black Book … Read more
“Now, you got to keep away from this guy, “the trainer whispered to his fighter. “Jab him and get away or he’ll use his right. Don’t let him get set up to use his right. “ “I understand, “said the fighter. “I’ll do just like you say. Suppose he does get his right going and … Read more
One fisherman to another, “You should’ve seen what happened yesterday at the lake. “ “What happened?” “I caught a twenty-three pound salmon!” “Were there any witnesses?” “Yes, of course! If there wasn’t, it would’ve been thirty-three pounds. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
One CEO always scheduled staff meetings for 4:30 on Friday afternoons. One of the employees finally got up the nerve to ask why, and the CEO explained. “I’ll tell you it’s very simple – it’s the only time of the week when none of you seems to want to argue with me. “ This joke … Read more