From a passenger ship one can see a bearded man on a small island who is shouting and desperately waving his hands. “Who is it?” a passenger asks the captain. “I have no idea. Every year when we pass, he goes mad like that. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. … Read more
An Antartian woman was in Vegas vacationing with friends. She stood in front of a candy machine and put two coins in, turned the knob and a candy bar fell out. She picked up the candy bar and put it in her pocket, then she proceeded to put two more coins into the slot and … Read more
A sailor was swallowed by a whale and lived to tell the tale. When asked by a reporter what the scariest part was he answered, “The graffiti… someone wrote ‘Pinocchio was here. ‘“ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two eggs were in a pot, being boiled. One said to the other, “it’s so hot in here I don’t think I can stand it much longer. “ The other replied, “Don’t grumble. As soon as they get you out of here, they bash your head with a spoon. “ This joke is included in … Read more
“Hey, cabby! How much to take me to the station?” “Five bucks, sir. “ “And how much for my suitcase?” “No charge for the suitcase, sir. “ “Okay. Take the case and I’ll walk. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“What did your mother do yesterday morning, Vicky?” “She done her shopping, ma’am. “ “Done her shopping, Vicky? Where’s your grammar?” “She done her shopping as well, ma’am. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Are you my caddie? asked the golfer. “Yes, sir, “replied the lad. “And you are good at finding lost balls?” “Yes, sir. “ “Right then. Find one and let’s start the game. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A Jewish grandmother and her grandson are at the beach. The boy is playing in the water; she is standing on the shore not wanting to get her feet wet. Suddenly, a huge wave appears from nowhere and crashes directly onto the spot where the boy is wading. The water recedes and the boy is … Read more