Rob patiently waited at the customer service desk for his turn. He had come back to return a pair of jeans that were too tight. “Is something wrong with them?” the teenage clerk asked him. “Yes, “Rob replied. “They hurt my feelings. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more
The young man comes running into the store and says to his buddy, “Tommy, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot! ‘ Tommy reacts, “Did you see who it was?” The young man answers, “No, I couldn’t tell… but I did get his license plate number!” This joke is included in the … Read more
There were two hunters who had never hunted before, so they took a hunters safety course. In this course it was stressed that if you ever got lost in the woods, firing three shots in the air was the universal signal that you needed help. The very first day of hunting the two hunters became … Read more
A young lady stops at the gas station to fill up and realizes she has locked her keys inside the car. When going inside to pay, she asks for a hanger to unlock her car. After a few minutes the attendant comes to help. The not so bright lady is moving the hanger, while inside … Read more
A burglar broke into the home of a good Quaker gentleman. From upstairs, the Quaker heard the noises below and realized there was an intruder. He took his hunting rifle to the top of the stairs and announced: “Friend, I mean to do thee no harm, but where thou standest is where I am about … Read more
During the trade wars of the 18th century, bartering was quite common among seafaring merchants who needed laborers to load and unload their wares at each port. They were willing to trade just about anything to get strong, loyal workers. At one port, the captain of a merchant ship had his eye on a well-built, … Read more
A guy driving a small car pulled up to a stop light next to a luxury car. He rolled down his window and shouted to the other driver, “Hey, buddy, that’s a nice car. You got a Hi-Fi sound system in your car? I’ve got a Hi-Fi sound system in my car!” The driver of … Read more
Auntie Madeline bought herself a new rear-engine continental car. She took an old friend for a spin, but after only half a mile, the car broke down. Both women got out and opened up the front of the car. “Oh, Maddie, “said her friend, “you’ve lost your engine!” “Never mind, dear, “said auntie. “I’ve got … Read more
A group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the women in the group was constantly complaining. The bus seats are uncomfortable. The food is terrible. It’s too hot. It’s too cold. The accommodations are awful. The group arrived at the site of the famous Blarney Stone. “Good luck will be following you all your … Read more
Interviewer: “What drives you?” Candidate: “The bus mostly. “ Interviewer: “I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning?” Candidate: “Missing the bus!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.