Paul was describing a 25 pound sea bass he’d caught recently after fighting it for three hours. Bill interrupted the story saying, “I saw the picture you took of that fish. You’re lucky if it even weighed 12 pounds. “ Paul replied, “Well … a fish can lose an awful lot of weight during three … Read more
A young woman walks into a bar and sits down next to a man wearing a cowboy hat. “Excuse me sir but are you a real cowboy?” The man says, “Well I have a ranch and horses. I go to rodeos and raise cattle and other livestock, so yes I suppose I’m a real cowboy. … Read more
During training exercises, the Lieutenant was driving down a muddy back road when he encountered another car stuck in the mud, with a red-faced Colonel at the wheel. “Your jeep stuck, sir?” asked the Lieutenant as he pulled alongside. “Nope, “replied the Colonel, coming over and handing him the keys, “yours is!” This joke is … Read more
A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when he was given an opportunity to display his ability at getting the ship underway. With a stream of crisp commands, he had the decks buzzing with men. The ship steamed out of the channel and soon the port was far behind. … Read more
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened to end up in a man’s head. She looked around nervously but it was all empty and quiet. “Hello?” she cried, but no answer. “Is there anyone here?” she cried a little louder, but still no answer. Now the female brain … Read more
“I heard you have been to Spain recently. Knowing you don’t speak Spanish very well, did you face any difficulty?” “None at all, however those who listened to me sure did. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A soldier serving overseas far from home was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote to break off their engagement and ask for her photograph back. He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all together, and sent them back with a note … Read more
A man in a bar had a couple of beers, and the bartender told him he owed 4 dollars. “But I paid, don’t you remember?” said the customer. “Okay, “said the bartender. “If you say you paid, you did. The man then went outside and told a friend that the bartender couldn’t keep track of … Read more
A sergeant gives a private a hard time. He says, “Private, I bet you are just waiting for me to die so you can come and urinate on my grave!” The private replied, “No sir, when I get out of the army I am not going to stand in long, long lines!” This joke is … Read more
Murphy was standing in front of the city hall when he saw a driverless car rolling slowly down the street. He ran to the car, jumped in, and pulled on the emergency brake with a jerk. Murphy got out and very proudly said to the man approaching him, “I stopped it!” “I know, you idiot!” … Read more