A girl walks into a dry cleaner. She drops off her dress and turns to leave. The woman behind the counter says, “Come again!”. She says, “No it was toothpaste this time. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two friends die and one goes to Heaven while the other goes to Hell. The one that goes to Heaven begs the angel to let him visit his friend in Hell, and the angel agrees. He gets to Hell and sees his friend surrounded by beautiful women and alcohol everywhere. He says to his friend, … Read more
Two Martians landed on a corner traffic light. “I saw her first, “one said. “So what?” the other Martian replied. “I’m the one she winked at. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Little Johnny was celebrating his birthday soon. His father asked him what he would like for his birthday. Without hesitation Johnny said, “A spider. “ His father was somewhat incredulous, so he asked him again. “I really want a spider, “responded Johnny. Well, his father went to the pet store and asked the salesperson, “Do … Read more
Michelle:” I hear you broke off your engagement to Rob. Why?” Joanna:” It’s just that my feelings toward him weren’t the same any more. “ Michelle:” Are you returning the ring?” Joanna: “No way! My feelings toward the ring haven’t changed one bit!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more
Two guys are standing on a rooftop. The first one looked down and asked, “Hey, if I jump down from here, how long do you think it would take me to reach the ground?” Second one then also looked down and said, “Well, it’s pretty high up here. I think it would take at least … Read more
Two women were shopping. When they started to discuss their home lives, one said, “Seems like all my boyfriend and I do anymore is fight. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 20 pounds in two weeks. “ “Why don’t you just leave him then?” asked her friend. “Not yet, “the first replied, “I’d like to … Read more
A defendant was on trial for murder. There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there was no corpse. In the defense’s closing statement the lawyer, knowing that his client would probably be convicted, resorted to a trick. “Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have a surprise for you all, “the lawyer said as he … Read more
A lawyer is walking along the beach and spots a glass bottle in the sand. When he opens it he discovers a genie inside. Genie: “Sir, I will grant you three wishes, but you must understand that whatever you wish for, every other lawyer in the world will get double. Man: “Hmmm. Okay. First I’d … Read more
A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter. Johnny’s mother says, “Let’s not be too harsh on them… they’re bound to be curious about sex at that age. “ “Curious about sex?” replies Mary’s mother. “He took her appendix out!” … Read more