Two cowboys were lost in the desert when they spotted a tree draped in bacon strips. “We’re saved!” shouted one cowboy. But when he ran up to the tree, he was shot multiple times. It wasn’t a bacon tree, it was a ham bush. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more
A young girl was so nervous about the cruise that immediately after being shown to her cabin, she headed for the bar. Four hours later she bumped into a steward. “Excuse me, “She said hiccupping, “I can’t seem to find my cabin. “ “I’ll be glad to help you, ma’am. What’s the number?” “I am … Read more
At a fancy reception a young man was asked by a widow to guess her age. “You must have some idea, “she urged as he hesitated. “I have several ideas, “he admitted with a smile, “the trouble is that I don’t know whether to make it ten years younger because of your looks or ten … Read more
“Jason, am I a good mother?” “My name is Paul. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a stroll in the fields when they came across a cow and a calf rubbing noses. “Boy, “said the farmer, “that sure makes me want to do the same. “ “Well, go ahead, “said his girlfriend, “it’s your cow. “ This joke is included in the Black … Read more
Farmers Brown and Jones had adjoining farms for years and didn’t get along at all. One night after supper, Farmer Brown knocked on Farmer Jones’s door. When Farmer Jones answered the door, Farmer Brown said, “I know we don’t talk often, but I wanted you to know that our mule just died today. “ Farmer … Read more
Father: “Son, you were adopted. “ Son: “What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!” Father: “We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A teenage boy with spiked hair, nose ring, and baggy clothes was overheard telling a friend, “I don’t really like to dress like this. “ “Then why do you?” asked the friend. “It keeps my parents from dragging me everywhere with them. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more
A guide was showing Niagara-Falls to a man from Texas and said “I’ll bet you don’t have anything like this in Texas. “ The Texan said: “Nope, but in Texas we have plumbers who can fix it. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
John asks: “Why are you drinking so much?” Joe says: “Because I donated my body to science, and I am preserving it until they are ready to use it. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.