A young man bought an expensive piece of jewelry as a present for his girlfriend. “Don’t you want her name engraved on it?” asked the clerk. The young man thought for a moment, and then, ever the realistic, steadfastly replied, “No, just engrave it: ‘To My One and Only Love.’ That way, if we break … Read more
Teddy came thundering down the stairs, much to his father’s annoyance. “Teddy, “he called, “how many more times do I have to tell you to come downstairs quietly? Now, go back upstairs and come down like a civilized human being. “ There was a silence, and Teddy reappeared in the front room. “That’s better, “said … Read more
The mother of three notoriously unruly youngsters was asked whether or not she’d have children if she had it to do over again. “Sure, “she replied, “but not the same ones. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Baker: “These are the best cakes, ma’am. We have been baking them for years!” Customer: “May I have a cake that was baked today, please?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A public speaker could not believe his eyes when he saw just one man among the audience. Nevertheless, he decided to go ahead with his speech. He asked him the reason for coming to attend his speech. The man replied, “It’s a hot day out there. The air conditioning is pretty good here. “ This … Read more
Mrs. Sharma: “When I die, love, I want to be cremated. “ Mr. Sharma: “That is a good idea, dear. The gold in your teeth ought to pay all the expenses. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A knight and his men return to their castle after a long hard day of fighting. “How are we faring?” asks the king. “Sire, “replies the knight, “I have been robbing and pillaging on your behalf all day, burning the towns of your enemies in the west. “ “What?!” shrieks the king. “I don’t have … Read more
A father was driving nails while constructing a play house for his children. The youngest boy asked if he could hammer a nail. The father granted his request and showed him how to do it. The boy did as his father had explained and lightly tapped to set the nail before hammering it in but … Read more
Grandma: “Oh, what nice new boots! Where did you get them?” Granddaughter: “At the store. “ Grandma: “Which one?” Granddaughter: “Both of them. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.