General Jokes

Cow Farm

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Farm Boy: My pop can’t decide whether to get a new cow or tractor for his farm. City Boy: He’d certainly look silly riding around on a cow. Farm Boy: Yeah, but he would look a lot sillier milking a tractor! This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more

Seaman Notes

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A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and they take turns to tell their adventures on the seas. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg leg, hook, and an eye patch. Curious, the seaman asks “So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?” The pirate replies “I was swept overboard into … Read more

Written Underneath

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A man in a bar visited the men’s room, leaving his drink on the bar. On his return he found that someone had drunk it. The next time he left a notice beside his drink. “I spat in this”. On his return he found it written underneath “So did I”. This joke is included in … Read more

Hello Beautiful

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A young man enters a bar and sees a beautiful lady at the counter. He moves closer to her and starts a conversation. Man: “Hello beautiful… “ Woman: “Hi. “ Man: “My name is Solomon. “ Woman: “So?” Man: “Lomon. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more

Paddy Responded Until

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Eight hours into his trial Paddy pleads guilty. “Why didn’t you plead guilty at the beginning and save the court’s time?” The judge demanded. “Well, “Paddy responded, “until I heard all the evidence I thought I was innocent. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Bartender Apologized

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An old guy walks into a bar and the bartender asks for ID. “You’ve got to be kidding, “he said. “I’m almost 60 years old!” The bartender apologized, but said he had to see the license. The guy showed his ID, then paid and told the bartender to keep the change. “The tip’s for carding … Read more