A woman was waiting in the checkout line at a shopping center. Her arms were laden with a mop and broom and other cleaning supplies. By her hard glances and deep sighs, it was obvious she was in a hurry and not a happy camper about the slowness of the line. When the cashier called … Read more
Three buildings in town were overrun by squirrels—the town hall, the hardware store, and the church. The town hall brought in some cats. But after they tore up all the files, the mayor got rid of the predators, and soon the squirrels were back. The hardware store humanely trapped the squirrels and set them free … Read more
After all the little children finished visiting Santa at the big mall, a 25 year old young lady went up and sat on Santa’s knee. “I want to ask for just one thing for Christmas, “she said, “and it is for my momma. “ Santa replied, “I usually only answer little children, but since it … Read more
One year, a man decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. The next year, he didn’t buy her a gift. When she asked him why, he replied, “Well, you still haven’t used the gift I bought you last year!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more
A woman with a clipboard just knocked at Jack’s door. She asked him if he would have an Ethiopian child for Christmas. Jack said that he normally has a turkey but he’ll try anything once. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.