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Stan was tired from fishing all morning , so he went in for a nap . His wife ,Joyce ,took the boat out onto the lake and sat in it reading a book . After about half an hour , the sheriff pulled alongside in his motor-boat ‘“Ma’am “he said , “I am sorry but … Read more
Wife: “Eleanor Roosevelt said “intelligent people are those with ideas”. Husband: “That sounds like me. I always have many ideas!” Wife: “Honey, I don’t think Mrs. Roosevelt was thinking about ideas that start out with, ‘“Hey guys, just watch this!’ “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
Genie: “OK, I’m ready for your third wish. “ Harrold: “Third? What about the first two?” Genie: “Well, this is a little unusual, but after your first wish, you screamed like a madman and said “I wish I’d never made that wish!” So that counted as your second wish, and I erased your memory of … Read more
Two friends are discussing the possibility of love. “I thought I was in love three times, “one friend says. “How so?” his friend asks. “Five years ago I deeply cared for a woman who wanted nothing to do with me. “ “And that wasn’t love?” his friend asks. “No, “he replies. “That was an obsession. … Read more
A man went on a dating website, hoping to find a wife. In his profile description he wrote, “Looking for a woman that is smart, pretty, funny, a good cook, organized at home, and has a bass boat!” He then paused, gave it some more thought, and added, “To be considered, please include a picture … Read more
Mike: “I just burned 3000 calories in 20 minutes. “ Lilly: “How?” Mike: “I forgot to take my pizza out of the oven. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A guy had the courage,but not the skills to tackle home-repair projects. His garage was littered with the pieces of a lawn mower he once tried to fix. One day his wife found him in the living room, attacking the vacuum cleaner with a screwdriver. “I can’t get this thing to cooperate!” he exclaimed. His … Read more
Wife to husband: “Did you like supper?” Trying to be polite, the husband says, “Yes. “ The wife says, “I was just wondering, because when I gave some to the cats they tried to bury it. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two men were adrift in an open boat, and it looked bad for them. Finally one of them, frightened, began to pray. “O Lord, “he prayed, “I’ve broken most of thy commandments. I’ve been a hard drinker, but if my life is spared now I’ll promise never again… “ “Wait a minute, Jack, “said his … Read more
A foreign correspondent did a feature story in a country in the Middle East. She noted women walked five paces behind their husbands. Years later she returned to the same country in the Middle East and observed that women still walked behind their husbands. Despite the overthrow of the old regime, the women now seem … Read more