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A young guy at a bar: “Hey, bartender. Pour me a cold one. “ “Hey, go on, kid, you wanna get me in trouble?” “Maybe later. Right now I just wanna have a beer. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A very thirsty man goes into a bar. As he’s sitting down, he hears the man next to him tell the bartender, “I’ll have another waterloo. “ The bartender gives the fellow a tall, well-iced drink, then asks the newcomer what he would like to drink. Thinking the other man’s drink may be a specialty … Read more
A ham and cheese sandwich walks into the bar and asks for a drink. Bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Man: “How do you like your eggs in the morning?” Woman: “Unfertilized. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man and woman are lying in bed after a disappointing bout of sex. ‘You’ve got a very small organ,’ says the woman. The man replies, ‘Well I didn’t know I’d be playing in the Albert Hall.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later, a sheep walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn’t believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the sheep’s mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, “It’s a … Read more
Bill wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Bill looks around the … Read more
This man walks into the bar with jumper cables wrapped around his neck. The bartender says, “Sir, I’ll serve you, as long as you don’t start anything!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.