A young bride and groom-to-be had just selected the wedding ring. As the girl admired the plain platinum and diamond band, she suddenly looked concerned. “Tell me, “she asked the elderly salesman “is there anything special I’ll have to do to take care of this ring?” With a fatherly smile, the salesman said, “One of … Read more
The father of a four-year old girl is trying to explain to her what a marriage is. When she expressed difficulty in grasping the concept of marriage, he decided to pull out his wedding photo album, thinking visual images would help. One page after another, he pointed out the bride arriving at the church, the … Read more
Elias and his wife found the secret to making a marriage last. Two times a week, they go to a nice restaurant and have a little wine and good food. She goes Tuesdays, he goes Fridays. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A dietician was once addressing a large audience during a lecture. “The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that … Read more
A woman was telling her friend , “It was I who made my husband a millionaire. “ “And what was he before the marriage?” asked the friend. The woman replied, “A multi-millionaire”. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Husband to wife: ‘I hear you’ve been telling everyone that I’m an idiot.’ Wife: ‘Sorry, I didn’t know it was a secret.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A typical macho man married a typical good-looking lady. Shortly after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: “I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don’t expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell … Read more
A man and his wife were traveling down the highway when they saw the lights of a patrol car behind them. When they pulled over, the patrol man came up to the window and said, “I am going to give you two tickets. One because you were speeding and one because you didn’t have your … Read more
A wife to her husband as they watch their young son playing: “He’s such a sensitive child. Let’s wait until he’s older before we tell him you’re an accountant. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A loving couple was celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary, privately, at home with a couple of bottles of champagne. A bit tipsy and feeling very intimate the husband turns to his wife and asks, “Tell me truthfully, have you ever been unfaithful to me?” “Well, “she replied, “since you asked, to tell you the truth … Read more