A housewife buys a parrot to keep her company during the day. The clerk warns that the parrot was donated by a brothel, where he may have picked up some colorful language. The housewife doesn’t mind and brings the parrot home. When she uncovers the cage, the parrot says, “Brawkk! New Madam. Hello, Madam. “ … Read more
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. “I’m sorry, sir, but I am blind and can’t read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer. I’ll smell it and order … Read more
A mechanic comes home just in time to find his wife in bed with another man. He grabs the guy and drags him naked down the stairs to the garage,where he grabs the guy’s cock, puts it in a vise, screws it down real tight and removes the handle of the vise. Then he rummages … Read more
A man comes home and sees a note on the refrigerator from his wife. She wrote, “This isn’t working. I’m at my mother’s. “ The man opens the fridge, the light turns on, and he says to himself, “What the hell? The fridge is working fine!” This joke is included in the Black Book of … Read more
A husband and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. “You aren’t so good in bed either!” he shouted and stormed off to work. By midmorning, he decided he’d better make amends and phoned home. After many rings, his wife picked up the phone. “What took you so long to answer?” “I was … Read more
All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a young Australian couple. Waiting for things to get started, they were somewhat shocked to see the bride’s father storm up the aisle, jacket off, sleeves rolled up, and obviously very angry. “The wedding’s off, “he shouted, “Everybody bugger off!” Dismayed and … Read more
Since a week Tony’s wife was just standing there sadly looking through the window. “I should probably go let her in. “thought Tony. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
When she got flowers from her husband on Valentine’s Day, Alice quickly opened the card. All it said was, “No. “ She called her husband and asked him what the note meant. “I didn’t attach any message. “, her husband said, “The florist asked if I had a message and I said, ‘No’. “ This … Read more
There are three women – one is dating, one is engaged, and one is married. They decide to get kinky with their men and really pull out all the stops to make it extra special. The woman who is dating says, “Okay, so I bought black leather, red lipstick, fishnet stockings, and really got crazy. … Read more
With the circus in town, a local man is very excited to see the magic show and rushes down to the big top. He reaches the gates just as the circus is closing for the day but manages to buy a ticket and hurriedly runs into the tent. “Where’s the magic show?”, he breathlessly asks … Read more